The Fucks To Give Store
We checked the back room, the warehouse, under the couch cushions,
and even asked management.
Not a single fuck remains in stock.
Featured Products
Basic Fuck
Our entry-level fuck. Perfect for casual situations.
Premium Fuck
Extra strength caring with deluxe emotional investment.
Emergency Fuck
Reserved for catastrophic situations. Unfortunately gone forever.
Travel Fuck
Compact for caring on the go.
Corporate Fuck Pack
Bulk quantity for meetings, emails, and quarterly reports.
Limited Edition Golden Fuck
Rare collector’s item. Nobody has seen one in years.
Customer Reviews
“I came here looking for fucks to give and left empty-handed. Exactly as advertised.”
“Outstanding lack of inventory. Truly the Amazon of not caring.”
“Customer service told me they genuinely do not care.”
“Fast shipping. Unfortunately there was nothing in the box.”
“I bought the Premium Fuck package and received a handwritten apology.”
“The shelves were empty, the lights flickered, and a raccoon worked the register.”
“We simply have none left.”
“When we founded FTG Store, our mission was simple: provide high-quality fucks to people who genuinely cared.
Unfortunately demand exceeded expectations. After years of emotional burnout, awkward meetings, customer support incidents, and replying to emails marked ‘just circling back,’ our global reserves have been depleted.”
“We are currently exploring alternative suppliers, though early reports suggest the entire industry is struggling.”
CEO, FTG Store
📦 Update
We checked Amazon and their supply is in stock.
As an Amazon Associate, FTG Store may earn commissions on qualifying purchases.
Browse Amazon's Remaining FucksLegal Disclaimer
FTG Store makes no guarantees regarding future fuck availability, emotional resilience, patience levels, or workplace professionalism.
By using this website, you acknowledge that:
- All fucks are sold strictly while supplies last.
- Current supply levels remain critically nonexistent.
- Repeated checking will not magically create more fucks.
- Management reserves the right to stop caring at any time.
- Customer support may respond with visible indifference.
FTG Store shall not be held liable for:
- Emotional damage
- Existential dread
- Passive-aggressive email replies
- Awkward family dinners
- Extreme apathy
- Corporate burnout
- Extreme levels of not giving a fuck